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Wine Puns


Wine Puns Stave Signs & Shelf Art

  • Wine is my spirit animal
  • Wine a little laugh a lot
  • Girls just want to drink wine
  • The Best Therapy is Wine and Friends 
  • Girls Trip Cheaper Than Therapy
  • Home is Where the Wine is
  • I don't give a sip
  • It's Wine O'clock Somewhere
  • Welcomish….Depends if you brought wine
  • Wine Taster ...will work for free
  • Wangry...Moodiness, irritability, anger due to lack of wine.
  • Life Happens Wine Helps
  • A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.
  • Life is too short to drink bad wine
  • Wine without cheese is like a hug without the squeeze
  • Save water, drink wine.
  • Working nine to wine.
  • Wine me Up Watch me Go
  • You had me at Merlot
  • Danger Women Wining
  • Eat Drink Be Merry
  • Wine Zone
  • Of Course Size Matters No One Wants a small Glass of Wine
  • Novinophia...Fear of Running out of Wine
  • Open Door Policy Bring Wine...We'll Open The Door
  • Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink wine.
  • I just want to drink wine and pet my dog
  • In dog wine I've only had two glasses. 
  • Wine flies when you're having fun.
  • Home is where the wine is. 
  • Love the wine you're with.
  • Wine is constant proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.
  • Keep calm and pour on. 
  • Today's forecast: sunny with a chance of wine. 
  • With wine and hope anything is possible
  • Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.
  • Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant every day more civilized.
  • A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
    • Wine improves with age.I Improve with wine
    • WINE-OHHH!
    • Salute 

     

     

    Wedding Stave Signs & Shelf Art

    • Drunk in Love
    • Bride 
    • Groom
    • Here Comes the Bride
    • We Decided on Forever
    • Mr. & Mrs.
    • Mr. Right
    • Mrs. Always Right
    • Welcome to our Beginning
    • And they lived happily ever after

     

    Wine Quotes Stave Signs & Shelf Art

    • “Beer is made by men, wine by God.”― Martin Luther
    • “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”― W.C. Fields
    • “The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.”― Benjamin Franklin
    • “Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.” ― Joan Collins
    • “Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.”
      • ― Paulo Coelho
    • “One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.”― Charles Baudelaire
    • “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”― W.C. Fields
    • “it's a smile, it's a kiss, it's a sip of wine ... it's summertime!”― Kenny Chesney
    • “his lips drink water but his heart drinks wine” ― E.E. Cummings
    • “I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.”― Oliver Goldsmith
    • “Wine is the most civilized thing in the world” ― Ernest Hemingway
    • My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine. –Ernest Hemingway
    • “Wine makes other people less tedious, and food less bland.” Christopher Hitchens
    • “Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.”― Louis Pasteur
    • “High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.”― Mark Twain
    • "Wine is sunlight, held together by water." ~ Galileo Galilei.
    • I drink and I know things. –Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones
    • Wine is bottled poetry. –Robert Louis Stevenson