Wine Puns

Wine Puns Stave Signs & Shelf Art

• Wine improves with age.I Improve with wine
• WINE-OHHH!
• Salute 

Wedding Stave Signs & Shelf Art

• Drunk in Love
• Bride 
• Groom
• Here Comes the Bride
• We Decided on Forever
• Mr. & Mrs.
• Mr. Right
• Mrs. Always Right
• Welcome to our Beginning
• And they lived happily ever after

Wine Quotes Stave Signs & Shelf Art

• “Beer is made by men, wine by God.”― Martin Luther
• “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”― W.C. Fields
• “The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.”― Benjamin Franklin
• “Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.” ― Joan Collins
• “Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.”
• ― Paulo Coelho
• “One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.”― Charles Baudelaire
• “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”― W.C. Fields
• “it's a smile, it's a kiss, it's a sip of wine ... it's summertime!”― Kenny Chesney
• “his lips drink water but his heart drinks wine” ― E.E. Cummings
• “I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.”― Oliver Goldsmith
• “Wine is the most civilized thing in the world” ― Ernest Hemingway
• My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine. –Ernest Hemingway
• “Wine makes other people less tedious, and food less bland.” Christopher Hitchens
• “Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.”― Louis Pasteur
• “High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.”― Mark Twain
• "Wine is sunlight, held together by water." ~ Galileo Galilei.
• I drink and I know things. –Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones
• Wine is bottled poetry. –Robert Louis Stevenson